Pix for J & Day's Pad

1. Cousin Matt mixes a special drink to drown his sorrows.

2. Dave is consigned to the Dumbass Corner.

3. Dave demonstrates the seven year itch.

4. Day assaults the camera with the shorn locks of her own hair.

5. Carol isn't a licensed hairdresser, but she plays one on TV.

6. Corey has no clue what a seven year itch might be.

7. Day samples J's vodka cranberry and finds it acceptable.

8. J reads from J&B's "Dormitory Disorientation Manual."

9. Cousin Matt drowns his sorrows.

10. J is a funny guy. Funny looking, that is.

11. J isn't making a face. He always looks like that. Really.

12. Kelly shows off her tongue.

13. After a few drinks, things always seem a little more... interesting...

14. The dab of oyster sauce provides a special treat at the end of this drink.

15. J expresses his feelings of inadequacy.

16. Matt pukes. Gross!

17. J mixes up a tasty invention called the Rocky Rumpus.

18. Day protests: "My name's not Scooter Bob!"

19. Title frame for "The Seven Year Itch."

20. J gets some ice from the freezer so he can mix a Seven Year Itch.

21. Carol gives Day a radical new 'do.

22. J displays his designer-denim-clad ass for the titillation of the viewing public.

23. J&B attempt to have a long-distance conversation.

24. J&B try another long-distance hosting technique, but B feels cramped on half a screen.

25. J strains the Seven Year Itch.

26. Nothing rounds out a drink quite like a twist of freshly ground black pepper.

27. J always uses the finest brands for his fine drinks.

28. "You're the next contestant on 'What the Fuck is a Seven Year Itch?'"

29. "Hello, and welcome to ROX! I'm J, I'll be your bartender."

30. J doesn't care for the smell of his Napoleon.

31. Don't lick frozen metal.

32. Liz reveals the mystery.

33. J gets ready to mix a Fat Albert.

34. Niki tastes the Fat Albert.

35. Jorge tastes the Fat Albert.

36. Day samples the Porcelain Goddess, mixed just for her by our resident mixologist, who also happens to be her husband.

37. Brandon puts the torch to J's plumbing. He's a professional, so it's OK.

38. J's bathroom renovation took longer than he thought it would. A lot longer.

39. J takes a break from tiling his bathroom to sample a White Russian.

40. Ben takes on the sometimes hazardous role of ROX camera operator.

41. Day tears up her property.

42. Anything for the sake of art: Day straps a phone to J's head with duct tape.

43. Separated by thousands of miles of geography, old buddies J&B use sometimes-funky technology to stay in touch.

44. J delivers a yummy drink.

45. Pickled herring is a great hangover cure. Try some?