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January 12th, 2015:

Who to Blame for This Clagnificent Fustermuck

ROX #98 is our first venture into the heady world of high-definition, yet curiously it features a buttload of low-resolution videos. That wasn't the plan, it just happened. These videos were submitted by viewers and accumulated from various sources over the past decade, and as such the episode serves to document the rapid evolution of mobile video devices in that time period.

A host of cameras are operated here by J&B, Erik Brewer, Scott Brown, Paul Smedberg, Ed the Meat Poet, and Mike Whybark. The lowest resolution videos come from Jaylene, but the oldest footage comes from the late Richard Lawmaster. That shit was shot on film, yo.

We also got video from the mysterious M, keepin' it real in Humboldt County, who also supplied artwork, poetry, and music.

The bulk of our soundtrack comes largely once again from Paper Champion, in the form of three numbers: “Something,” “Lucky 13” and “Disco.” Without the musical nudge, this episode might never have been completed. There are also unauthorized samples from RATM, Spirit, and of course Operation: Cliff Clavin, but you'll have to listen carefully to catch that last cuz it's faster than the speed of punk. All these fall under fair use, or so our pricey corporate lawyers advise us.

There's also an excerpt from a live performance of “Check the Playground” by the always sporting Kid Kazooey and the Ballroom Roustabouts. In their defense, I want to point out that they knew absolutely nothing about this absurd production. I hope they're cool with it.

Special thanks are due Mr. G, the Outlaw Tesla-K, Adil, Erica, the Packet Sniffers, Brian Jones, Rabbit Hatch, the Louisiana Secretary of State, M.A.D., the roxlyst, and Vivian Perez for bravely sampling the Homebuyer's Sunset.

January 11th, 2015:

Homebuyer's Sunset

Ingredients

1 maraschino cherry 
2 ice cubes
fill martini glass with chilled vodka
splash of grenadine
splash of mango liqueur

PO-TA-BLE

August 6th, 2014:

Beer, Beer, Brings Great Cheer

Back in the day, we didn't really like mixed drinks. It was just a routine, a concept for our little TV show. When the cameras were off, we preferred beer, if we drank at all.

But, being naive kids, we didn't really know jack about beer, or anything else for that matter. So we invited our friend Russ to school us and our viewers in an episode dedicated entirely to beer.

(Just a few weeks before, we'd been set to do a show about homebrewing with Russ, but J dropped the camera from his motorcycle on the way...)

You have to give Russ credit. He did his best. He suffered through our tomfoolery with considerable grace, and made a game effort to explain the finer points of our favorite beverage.

Besides the pathetically bad lighting up there in the attic, this show is marred by some sort of rolling horizontal glitch in the video.

The weird transitions in this program seem sort of random at first — video games and noise — but then they turn into scenes from the bowling alley. You might think this was a clever juxtaposition on my part. After all, what goes better with beer than bowling? However, I assure you that this was a complete coincidence. The transitional material was entirely random. It was simply what we had on hand, the stuff we'd videotaped that week.

You can't really tell, but I was so stoned at the end of this episode that I felt ill. Don't do drugs, kids; it's not worth it.

May 8th, 2014:

Spitting Rhymes for 99

When Editor B appeared before the City Council to accept the mayor's proclamation for International ROX Day, he surprised most everyone present by... well, you just have to see this for yourself.

We need all the likes we can get.
Cuz we got all the haters that we need.

Please like our video on YouTube and share on Facebook, Twitter and all relevant social media.

Better yet, why not insert yourself into the program?

CALL FOR VIDEO

Record yourself rapping your own verse of "I Need All the Likes I Can Get" and send it to us and we'll add you to a forthcoming episode of ROX. Your rap can be of any length, just make sure you start with the line "I Need All the Likes I Can Get." (If you're feeling community-minded, or royal, you can say "we".)

When your video's ready, or if you have any questions, contact Editor B.

April 19th, 2014:

A Buzz Sustained

ROX #60 covers the immediate aftermath of ROX #59 and as such the two should really be watched back to back for maximum impact. ROX #59 was intended as a provocation, and ROX #60 demonstrates that the provocation was at least partially successful.

Said aftermath was mainly a blitz of media coverage. As shown here, the three network affiliates from Indianapolis (that's ABC, CBS & NBC) did stories on us, plus we got some air time on AM1370. That was of course only the beginning. We didn't know that Howard Stern played a clip on his show. We didn't know the government would denounce us as anarchists. We didn't know our antics would land us on MTV. All that came later. This show documents what happened during that first week, and as such it takes on the air of a celebratory victory lap. Or perhaps a victory toke.

The scandalized media reactions seem dated by 2014 standards, as various states consider legalizing marijuana for recreational use. By contrast our pro-legalization message seems prescient. Yet in all the media frenzy, not one reporter picked up on what should have been the most controversial segment from ROX #59, namely kids smoking dope in a public park. I think that proves none of them actually watched our show all the way through to the end.

I was too stoned for the interview with channel 6, and I regret that. It's embarrassingly evident when I lose my train of thought mid-sentence. Marijuana can suppress certain executive functions of the mind, inhibiting short-term memory and making the user feel caught up in the moment. Obviously, however, I was a little too caught up.

I'm tickled that one of the news crews stopped Chris Gaal for a “man on the street” interview. What are the chances? He was fully supportive and said he watched ROX “religiously.” Now he's the Monroe County Prosecutor. That's just plain awesome.

My favorite moment is when J raises a toast “to 60 episodes of stupid crap on television!” I'm so glad that ended up on the evening news.

A couple of seasonal references crop up in the show. We're not just excited about our nascent notoriety, we're excited about the advent of spring, and indeed this episode seems athrob with a certain vernal vitality. Worm's stunt on the bike is supremely silly. She told me she had an idea, and so I popped out the camera and we shot some video. It may seem hard to believe, but I honestly didn't think the towel drop was intentional at the time. It was only years later that it dawned on me that maybe, just maybe, she did that on purpose. She never said so, but I wonder. It's just a little too contrived and how would the segment have ended otherwise?

TBlack's homemade t-shirt was a timely tribute to Kurt Cobain, who had been found dead only days before. Some might find it offensive or tasteless but it was very punk rock, and I think Kurt would have approved whole-heartedly.

I do wonder about some things. Should we have been more serious, more strident, more focused on the harms of prohibition? At least this episode has a segment hinting at the harsh realities of interdiction and prison. Dale had some footage obtained from the police which showed, for example, the operation of their fake hydroponics store, but we ended up not using it for fear it might make things tougher for him down the line. I certainly wish we'd done more to connect the dots between buying and selling. The party atmosphere is fun, but it's good to remind even the casual smoker of their complicity in this screwed-up system.

I'm glad we ended with an expression of gratitude to the Bloomington community. That was classy, and it proves we weren't always totally narcissistic and self-obsessed. A fine finale for our second season.

February 18th, 2014:

Attack of the Dutchbots

Rox.com has been offline for most of the past week. We were shut down by our host because of an unwarranted consumption of resources which was destabilizing our shared server.

They seemed to feel the culprit was a gnarly database query coming from the scripts that power this site. This might seem plausible since said scripts were hand-coded by Editor B, who knows just enough to be dangerous. However, the query in question has been running ever since we moved to DreamHost five years ago, without incident.

Upon examining our access logs, it was evident that rox.com was getting a barrage of visits from a handful of IP addresses in the Netherlands. These were presumably some sort of bot, possibly malicious.

We blocked these IP addresses. The attack seems to have subsided. Perhaps the Dutch bots got bored.

Anyhow, rox.com is back online. Did you miss us?
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This is what a ROX Season One DVD looks like: Good enough to drink.

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